Along kutip utang di Unimas

Lagenda
L - Lynn
A - Alpi
J - Jani
N- Annuar

The Award Winner
We are indeed, ambitious lazy undergrad students who are on holiday. Embak muka ngantok tek ke umah cikgu Siti. Were asked to motivate a small group of 12-year old students. The best part...

A: Tak orang mun nak bergerek, sikboh la fikir pasal gerek2 lok. sik penting...well, not right now (i swear that could win the ucapan poyo award of the year) pesanan tok khas untuk sidak lelaki la. mun tak orang nak tauk, susah nak jaga ati perempuan tok. (mena tek...kikiki)

L: (Nahan gelak sehinggakan bahu tergoyang2, some of the kids laughed at me)

The Escape
In front of Jani's house.

J: Crap, aku tek tengah kenak kerah bapak ku berkebon. Cun ada orang call. Yesss selamat, leh escape.

L: {mun ko anak aku sik lamak kau ni...} *gelak*

A: {(Only God knows)} *gelak juga*

L: Aku sik tauk jalan oi.

No worries, Jani knows.

The Reckless Driver
At a roundabout.

L: Siney Siney?

A: Kerek Kerek!

My eyes caught a signboard saying "Kota Samarahan" that pointed to the right. Unconciously, my foot pressed the pedal harder while my eyes still berayan looking at the signboard, thinking that i took the wrong turn.

Right after I took my sight off the signboard.

A & J: OI LYNN LYNN!

Took a sharp turn to the left. Late reaction could cause the kelisa tersadai atas divider. Yeah.
Aku gelak macam gila for a few seconds. Alpi urut dada.

A: Nervous aku bodo!

J: Yarobi. Sket gik nak terais.

L: *gelak gile* sorry sorry. *sambung gelak*

The Brother In-Law
When we arrived at Kediaman Bunga Raya, a not so dark guy called us from the a fourth floor window (or was it fifth?)

L: Abaaaaang *senyum lebar* *lambai tangan*

N: *tersenyum segan silu* (kakakak)

The Salam

L: Suha kim salam. Nya padah nya sik gemok.

N: (mulut terkemut2 menahan gelak) Waaaahahahahah

The Hot Car
Manual, super classic, looks like an old jeep (heck that thing is old).

L: Mok try embak keta tok.

N: Embak la.

Got into the car. Wow, I can feel the aura. Reversed, stopped the car, pushed to gear, slowly released the clutch and pressed pedal minyak at the same time, and the engine died.

L & N : Waaaaaahahaha hahahah woohooooo

.....on the way to an on campus cafe. ada bump. kwang kwang kwang.

N: whoa whoa

Ku tekan brake pedal. The hot car slowed down. Over the bump.

L & N: Waaaahahah

N: Spring keta tok sik betol ilak. Aku nak tuka kelak.

....lalu depan bus stop yang ada ramai pelajar unimas.

L: Suma orang nangga slow ada embak. Hahahahaha

N: Aok eh, slow ada! Hahahaha



The Mean Girl
Time tengah makan.

N: Nok key tudung pink ya cousin kakak.

L: Oo mena...

N: Sora sengung aih *ngorah minah tudung pink*

L: *Tetak cam gila*

A: Pahal oi pahal?

N: Sik aku padah ngan nya, ompuan key tudung pink ya eh, suara sengung eh *ngorah gik*

L: *Makin Kuat tetak* Aih jaik aku eh. aih sengung sora seksi ba. Kedak britney spears.

Kwang kwang kwang...

Annuar ngumpat gik pasal minah tek. ngan aunty Kak iema sama umor ngan mek orang. Alpi ngegeh nak tauk.

A: Apa oi apa?

N: Family matter baaaaah.

Jeng jeng jeng.

The Songs
On our way back from unimas. (Lagu Sean Kingstan - Beautiful berkumandang)

J: Lagu tok di US di censored ba perkataan suicidal.

L: Aih di Canada di tuka jd "in denial".

A: Di Jordan selamba jak.

L: Terer oh Malaysia. Lagu Katy Perry eh, "I kissed a girl", a girl ya dipotong nya tinggal jd I kissed jak. Salah ka kissing a girl. Tp lagu Usher ya eh, "I wanna make love in this club" sikda kenak censored ka apa. Ya baruk antap, make love baaa in a club.

J: Tukang filter lagu di Malaysia tok nang pelik sket.

Kwang Kwang Kwang....

The Conclusion
I had lots of fun. Thanks guys! I didn't get to see Kak Iema when my main aim going to unimas was to meet her. But she promised to sleep over at my house next week. So, she's forgiven. Jani I want those pictures! especially the one with the hot car!